英语搭讪技巧|让撩妹不同寻常

清酒暖风

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, [8 r+ N: U5 J# d, APick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？

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No.1: （冷笑话型）

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6 D5 l7 m, n6 X! A* M-足够破冰（双关：打破沉默）！
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“What kind of dog is that?”
“Hey, nice shoes.”

No.3（文艺青年型）
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9 R# U! k3 {7 Y5 u! R3 }No.4（常规型）
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-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?

4 C& d1 m# B, h1 Y$ B6 {6 P& }" G1 Y-Don’t I know you from xx class?”

-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?
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No.5（夸赞型）
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- b0 P2 {1 y) c3 z1 O: h% _-That's a great haircut.
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-You have a great smile.
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$ p, F& g: B$ @# Y% gNo.6（酒吧场景）

) C3 p( V2 h& Y! O: ]9 ?* T-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.

-Can I buy you a drink?

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-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...

& U/ b- t* Z% E! Z. C, V9 o-Let me buy you a drink.
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1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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- n) F0 `. H. i& H1 c5 V  e- @! l' ?2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)

NOTE 1
To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)

Example: That guy just checked you out.

However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.
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! }7 Z$ y; s. gExample: Can I check out this book?

3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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6 q8 t- q3 S2 ^( @& r$ \4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?
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5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.
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2 Y8 I( d2 L, ATo describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls

would rather hear you tell them they are beautiful, than fine. (slang)
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1 c; `) O& a- ~" \6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)

7 G2 X6 P. S- ^7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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NOTE 3
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" F& Y4 s# ]; h* V4 I9 [6 B9 K9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.

7 a3 {* h' h0 M. D- I% n7 R10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)
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NOTE 4
8 `8 E1 L5 f7 W7 }+ P: K/ y( ]If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.

2 W9 @# e2 J$ R& ?6 t! g. A* x03“明星”示范

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Klaus（始祖家族）

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Sheldon（生活大爆炸）
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咕噜（指环王）



看了这么多还不会？
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理科生不懂浪漫？
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+ }) k' T+ c, H4 d看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～
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最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技
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