世界各地老掉牙的搭讪方法

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& T: @3 c' O2 |- h* b: y+ LI'm going to admit something: Although I think over-used pick-up lines ("Come here often?") are pretty lame, I think really bad ones can be so terrible that they're kinda funny in a corny Henny Youngmanish way. Like, "Hey, I forgot my phone number. Will you give me yours?" Bah-dum-dum!

6 f1 p/ u) G, b& b我得坦白一些事情：尽管我觉得那些被人用烂的搭讪方法很老土，但是老土到一定程度，你会觉得它们有点Henny Youngman式的幽默。比如，“嗨，我忘了我自己的电话号码，你能给我你的吗？”实在土的可以。
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  x/ q8 s7 R- o, [4 \Apparently, Franz Wisner has a similar appreciation for them. Dumped by his fiancee the day before his wedding, he subsequently traveled around the world to see what he could learn about relationships. He wrote a book, How the World Makes Love … And What It Taught a Jilted Groom, about his experience — and devoted a brief chapter to the worst pick-up lines in the world. Here are a few of the best. I mean, worst.
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& V: ]: S/ _! q- s. r威斯纳(Franz Wisner)显然对老土的搭讪有相似的见解。在结婚前夜被未婚妻抛弃后，他周游世界学习男女关系。他根据自己的经历写了一本书，《世界各国人民是如何做爱的——一个被甩新郎的感悟》，其中有一章就讲述了世界各地的最老土搭讪。以下是其中最好的，不对，我的意思是，最老土的搭讪方法。
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India:"Don't I know you from a past life?"
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) _; U- ~' N; |9 Y0 _7 c& K印度：“我们是否前世就已相识？”
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# ?. j* n, L7 h4 B"My parents have already engaged us to be married. They just forgot to tell you."

4 k; D5 X! `6 D9 Y1 {- F6 e* Q“我们的父母已经帮我们订婚了。他们只是忘了告诉你。”
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+ x) G2 o, u4 y6 E2 _8 X! ~: |Nicaragua:"I'd love to be a farmer, if you would be my soil. Our crop would be bananas."

; @* T: |' s0 G  N* |5 d. d尼加拉瓜：“如果你愿意做我的土地，那么我就是一名农夫。我们的作物将会是香蕉。”

7 h- @$ Y! _: e; e- d; Q( D& lNew Zealand:"How would you like your breakfast eggs — scrambled or fertilized?"

" y# P  W9 k, G" R: `新西兰：“早餐的鸡蛋你想怎么做？是炒的还是蒸的？”

) Q- l) h5 Q7 j( I5 `& a1 |What are your favorite awful pick-up lines?

# E0 V- z. a9 A2 h8 l$ t你最喜欢的老土搭讪是哪句呢？
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