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[搭訕心理] 英语搭讪技巧|让撩妹不同寻常 [複製鏈接]

本帖最後由 kyk419 於 2018-12-1 14:30 編輯
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$ Y0 g7 o2 \* `/ K& Q5 F2 @圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近!这个冬天,别再孤单的走在冷风中啦,今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送!* p) {+ a  }  z8 h7 W( W/ E2 w3 X
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Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活,平时低调沉默的童鞋们,对同胞滔滔不绝,面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们(脑补Raj...)。如何打破僵局,和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢?# D9 {, x2 x! I9 q6 \

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No.1: (冷笑话型)
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/ p# y6 V* ?' y# z" [-足够破冰(双关:打破沉默)!
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No.3(文艺青年型)
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-Don’t I know you from xx class?”
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-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?
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5 X( `5 E" v9 h8 M4 p-That's a great haircut.# T( y' @" \; s# s: i: g* ?4 b
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-You have a great smile.
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3 B* o; a+ \0 G5 s3 I-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.9 W* _6 C6 h* e

6 a; z1 w  m( P* T8 K, u& [-Can I buy you a drink?
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1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)
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To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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. Z7 Y$ y0 @& w( YExample: That guy just checked you out.7 e6 ^7 Y' I. Z: y( Q$ S$ v* j

5 l0 C- v( d4 i) J" n- U1 _/ J' |However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.  w$ g( p( a8 ?, A! I+ x+ \4 B

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& @4 \) U; H8 d( R( r4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?
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5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.+ q1 @6 e+ n( A! v& S
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To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls
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9 D; n: I, d  t0 ]# \7 f7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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03“明星”示范
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5 b9 q* o; V  \  h5 ~3 v& `Jane(暮光之城)$ Y  H  r6 d1 ~+ `# N
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Sheldon(生活大爆炸)
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Howard(生活大爆炸)
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咕噜(指环王)
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看了这么多还不会?' C( x) m" ~. m$ j  \
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理科生不懂浪漫?
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看这里,别的理科生怎么表白~
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实在不行,学学笛卡尔,
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用Matlab画个❤️吧(详情点这里)! a3 k6 Z! a7 R' `
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最后,附上男神(经)Joey的必杀技
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如果碰壁了...+ I) x; X8 W. g9 q5 X) u5 Q
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送你挽尊语~ 7 l3 D" H0 R, C# B  J
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