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圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近!这个冬天,别再孤单的走在冷风中啦,今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送!
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Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活,平时低调沉默的童鞋们,对同胞滔滔不绝,面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们(脑补Raj...)。如何打破僵局,和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢?9 l" l v- |+ d1 j1 b& \5 B
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: S6 P d$ p" W; ANo.1: (冷笑话型)
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-足够破冰(双关:打破沉默)!) T* _" C, d' W# a6 |
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& ]" P4 J. [$ A7 d: n“What kind of dog is that?”
) ^3 U: c; k. Q; k" Y0 N“Hey, nice shoes.”
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No.3(文艺青年型)
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& r& D7 S5 X! w% H( b C- M-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?( \: y7 M$ r4 \( P7 B2 b% [
/ o& _( q: ]- I& c- N X& {-Don’t I know you from xx class?”6 y0 `: @1 l4 Z' B
, [! H( W! ]/ ~& r: D5 W3 c4 ]-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?
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No.6(酒吧场景)
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-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.+ h5 c3 w Q1 T1 m* k9 X
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/ H/ x& D9 X# L; t v" u-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...+ ]) S# }( ^8 [; |/ v3 g
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@5 i4 ]) K3 F$ `0 R: w02错误示范
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1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute. `! _/ a& \. A( W5 s8 l' w
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2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)- {8 X( y( ] w! V8 K
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NOTE 1
: x* @1 R( e+ l9 T. H. tTo check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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Example: That guy just checked you out.- f8 C( X+ p) E
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However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.
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Example: Can I check out this book?
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3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.* I& R$ P: _/ M W# C/ P9 w& i
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4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again? j# }2 k; M4 L% T) F; M* A5 Z
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5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.3 Q( c# i( m1 F; B
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NOTE 2
$ r# o9 K3 e9 I9 |To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls
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would rather hear you tell them they are beautiful, than fine. (slang)
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+ J! l/ k q/ o- w" a7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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- [% o# b9 I3 c+ w R" L( UTo fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.
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# ~( |5 @; h9 P1 f: |: R6 _8 a8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together./ Y' V( ^) F; s- j$ r" J
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Damon(吸血鬼日记)
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看了这么多还不会?
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理科生不懂浪漫?
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看这里,别的理科生怎么表白~4 u9 w4 b8 b& o
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* k) X' x. k" ^4 x3 R' D5 _用Matlab画个❤️吧(详情点这里)
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最后,附上男神(经)Joey的必杀技; O" Y7 f! \7 M6 e! `
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( ^" U) O$ y! m' t* f& I0 V& Q送你挽尊语~
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